>Dr. Virago hates grocery shopping, especially when it means having to drive to the store.
This fact brought to you by another fact — the fact that at this very moment Dr. Virago should be going to the grocery store to buy necessary staples like milk, OJ, bread, and butter, so that she has things to eat for breakfast and lunch tomorrow, but she really doesn’t want to haul her ass out in the windy (though warm) night and drive all the way to the grocery store, which is inconveniently about 4 miles away.
Apparently, though, Dr. Virago loves to write about herself in the third person. (Not really.)