>Fact 13: I was in a very local child beauty pageant in the early ’70s. My siblings entered me on a lark. They thought my head of natural curls would win me points, but I wasn’t dolled up like the other, very creepy contestants there, so I didn’t stand a chance.
Fact 14: I’ve never mowed a lawn. Bullock says he’ll teach me how because he has some crazy idea that household chores are not inherently gendered and that I can mow the lawn just as easily as he can cook. Damn feminist men.
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>Got any allergies? This is one thing that being allergic to every tree and grass out there is good for – I get out of mowing the lawn!